Francesca Neri in “Las Edades de Lulú” [1990 Spain]

Bigas Luna revelled in pushing the envelope, especially when it came to exploring the darker recesses of the human mind – he certainly does in the 1990 drama, “Las Edades de Lulú” [Eng. Title: The Ages of Lulu].

Despite a plethora of such films in his filmography, it’d been difficult even for hardened critics to dismiss Sr. Luna’s work outright as exploitative. It’s because Luna’s films doesn’t only depict the depravity of his characters. On many occasions, they are honest attempts to dig deep into his subjects’ mind and look at things from their perspective. Besides, most of his subjects are female, and he certainly knows a thing or two about women.

What makes me mad at times however, is not so much his choice of subject or the frankness with which it is portrayed, but his unwillingness to develop the other key characters adequately. Honourable exceptions apart, like La Femme de Chambre du Titanic, La Teta y la Luna , and Jamón Jamón to name a few, his screenplay leave the same impression as unfinished artworks – it’s as if he’d lost interest halfway.

The same happens in “Las Edades de Lulú”. While the protagonist (Lulú) is given the required depth and texture, thanks also due to fine acting, the other main characters like her husband and brother are totally unidimensional – almost caricatures, due to which some of the decisions made by Lulú are not explained convincingly.

Apart from this great big hole, it is not a bad film at all – it could however have been a great film. It certainly starts off with a bang – more like a slap to the audiences’ face, by giving us an upfront view of Lulú’s vagina as she’s attended by her mother – of course, Lulú is a tiny baby. The film also carries a twisted sense of humour, like in the scene where Pablo proposes to Lulú immediately after sodomising her – forget about timing – talk about irony..!

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Compilation 1: The Initiation
Adolescent Lulú is infatuated with Pablo, her brother’s best friend. Returning from a concert, Lulú lets Pablo know she’s not too keen on being driven home immediately. He’d been toying with her all evening – telling her how to behave and what to eat. She’s now like putty in his hands. After a brief scene in the car, Pablo takes Lulú to his studio, and starts to ‘make her perfect’, before taking her virginity. The scene, if anything, is unsettling, considering Lulú’s age and Pablo’s desire to make her look even younger by default. While shaving her vagina, he asks her to narrate her first masturbatory experience (apparently with a flute). When she tells him that her brother also came to know about it, he asks her if he had ever touched her – she replies in the negative. Lulú is portrayed by the fine Italian actress Francesca Neri, both as adolescent and adult.

Francesca Neri in Las Edades de Lulú

A teenage Lulú is ceremoniously dragged into Pablo’s kinky world.


Compilation 2: Love, and Marriage

Francesca Neri in Las Edades de Lulú

Love, Pablo’s style, and Marriage, Lulú’s style.

Scene Guide:

  • Pablo returns from the US, and for all his maturity, brings Lulú a vibrator for a present – ‘American flute’ as he puts it. She complains about its ‘coldness’, and just as she’s getting used to it, Pablo intervenes, and deflowers her again – this time through the back door. He then proposes to a still-in-pain Lulú.
  • Pablo and Lulú get married. In probably the best erotic scene in the film, interestingly shot and edited, Pablo and Lulú ‘take a walk on the wild side’.
  • Lulú the housewife begins to assert her growing sexual superiority.


Compilation 3: María Barranco and Francesca Neri
Pablo introduces Lulú to ‘Transvestite Cruising’, and they bump into a feisty Ely, who soon becomes friends. In a restaurant, Ely notices Lulú ogling at her tits, so she takes them out, and claims they’re all natural. Lulú’s inquisitiveness naturally extends to exploring Ely’s ‘package’ under the belt – oh well, it’s all fun. However, it is the final scene that is moving, when we see Ely excluded from the proceedings – sad to watch. They apologise and console her later. Ely is magnificently played by María Barranco, a talented character actress.

Maria Barranco and Francesca Neri in Las Edades de Lulú


Compilation 4: The Incest
After a party, Pablo acts out one of his fantasies with an unsuspecting Lulú, by inviting her brother for a threesome, which she’s made aware of only at the time of climaxing. The scene is transgressive in typical Bigas Luna style, but the initial kisses between Lulú and her brother are hard not to be turned on by, even if the brother’s motive for participating in incest isn’t made fully clear (the poor casting didn’t help either). There’s a brief but explicit cunnilingus scene and some close-ups which was probably body-doubled for Francesca Neri – odd because of the next compilation.

Francesca Neri in Las Edades de Lulú

Lulú becomes an unwitting participant in an incestuous threesome involving her brotehr and husband Pablo.


Compilation 5: The Orgy, leading to a seedy Underworld
After what happened after the party, Lulú decides to leave Pablo. Interestingly, she explains that incest wasn’t the actual reason – even though that had never been ‘part of her plans’ – it was just the straw that broke the camel’s back. She rightly feels being used to meet Pablo’s every new kink, and is tired of still being treated as if she were a little girl. Now free and alone, she decides to experiment with her own fantasies – starting with participation in a gay orgy. There is some explicit male nudity in this compilation – download at your own confidence.

Francesca Neri in Las Edades de Lulú

Lulú’s curiosity gets the better of her after being drawn initially towards homosexuals.

Scene Guide:

  • Inquisitive Lulú picks up three overtly homosexual guys and take them to her flat. Unusual role here for Javier Bardem as a gay gigolo, which he nevertheless does it with his customary exuberance. There is some very brief cunnilingus, but certainly without a body double – this is a panned shot of Neri with Bardem and another actor.
  • Lulú accidentally gets into seedy Remy’s books, who conducts S&M orgies for discerning clients. She was only looking for some action without having to pay each time, but is soon made aware of the fact that she’s asked for more than she’d bargained for. A lot of the characters here are not just stereotyped but clearly distorted – as if the producers have threatened to pull the plug if the message ‘gay is bad’ is not clearly delivered – mind you – we’re talking about the late 80’s.

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Annamaria Clementi & Gloria Guida in “L’Infermiera di Notte” [1979 Italy]

It’s Guilty Pleasure Time…!

I’ve been postponing this for a couple of months and it’s about time it went up. Mariano Laurenti’s 1970’s Italian sex comedy, “L’Infermiera di Notte” [Eng. Title: Night Nurse] could be totally forgotten as another below average film in its genre, if not for signorina bellissima Annamaria Clementi.

She makes an appearance only in three scenes – individual sketches that have little relevance to the main plot, but definitely worth the ticket price.

Here’s the story – Lucia keeps a tight rein at home on her horny dentist-husband Nicola, but who freely fools around at work, including patient Zaira. Lucia’s long lost ‘rich’ uncle Saverio is brought to her home – apparently bedridden. He wants to write his final will before dying. The uncle is actually already dead, and a friend of his has taken his place – to get his hands on a precious diamond hidden amongst Lucia’s old crystal chandelier. To keep the ‘uncle’ well looked after until he hands them over his fortune, Angela is employed as night nurse to take care for him.



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Nudity: Paola Senatore, Gloria Guida, and Francesca Romana Coluzzi

Paola Senatore and Gloria GUida in L'infermiera di notte

Gloria Guida, Paola Senatore and Francesca Romana Coluzzi in “L’Infermiera di Notte”.

Scene Guide:

  • Zaira tells Nicola off for flirting with a patient’s niece – Angela. He shows her his newly arrived dentist’s chair. Zaira is played by Paola Senatore.
  • No nudity but sexy – Zaira’s wants some fun, but Nicola is tired after a ‘busy’ night with wife Lucia. He therefore asks her, “…since you’re already here, why not get yourself a dental check-up love..!”. Wife comes visiting, and he tucks Zaira away in the x-ray room.
  • Nocila’s assistant is sent to hand over Zaira’s knickers she’d left behind. Apparently she doesn’t normally wear them – only for Nicola (and now his assistant)!
  • Silly mayhem – Nicola heats up uncle’s room so he could see Angela sweat and take her kit off, and it happens predictably. Angela is played by a very dishy Gloria Guida.
  • Nicola doing the rounds notices his wife Lucia asleep outside the door to Gloria’s room – he suddenly finds her attractive. Lucia is played by Francesca Romana Coluzzi.
  • Nicola’s son Carlo falls for Angela and upon advice from his dad, decides to make her ‘pregnant’. Almost the entire second half of the film is taken up by their romance – oh and Guida gets to sing a whole song too.


Nudity: Annamaria Clementi
Annamaria Clementi plays Nicola’s neighbour downstairs. She’s the wife of a not-so-successful boxer. Apparently he must not be good in bed either, hence she targets Nicola’s son Carlo – a student doing pharmacology. These are certainly sexy and funny, and possibly the only reason to watch the film (or own the DVD, as in my case).

Annamaria Clementi in L'infermiera di Notte

Annamaria Clementi is at her sexiest best in the three scenes she appears, in the Italian sex comedy, “L’Infermiera di Notte”.

Scene Guide:

  • Annamaria interrupts Carlo – on his way to college, to come in and give her a quick check up, and perhaps use his magic touch to massage those troublesome areas. When Carlo learns that her hubby is a boxer, he sneaks out quietly.
  • The second time – it’s a hard-to-reach tap in the kitchen that needs looking into, and only Carlo can help. He soon gets working on Annamaria as well, but when he learns the hubby is in the toilet, he leaves hastily. Carlo’s father sees him leave the neighbour’s flat and comes in enquiring.
  • This time, Annamaria welcomes Carlo in the buff, and drags the shocked bloke into bed, but when hubby gets knocked out very early during a match, he had to be brought home, disrupting their party.

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Leticia Brédice & Dolores Fonzi in “Plata Quemada” [2000 Argentina, Uruguay, Spain]

Marcelo Piñeyro is one of the important and exciting Argentinian directors contributing to the recent film ‘renaissance’ in his country. He has also made a habit of making award-winning films, and the crime drama “Plata Quemada” [Eng. Title: Burnt Money] is one of them, which also won a Goya the following year.

Based on a true story, the film recreates the relationship between a duo of bank robbers in 1960’s Argentina, and their final heist with an accomplice that goes completely wrong.

Nene and Ángel are close friends, lovers, and robbers – they take up an assignment too lucrative to let go, but things don’t go according to plan afterwards and they flee to neighbouring Uruguay to lay low for a while, only for the closing-in net to tighten. I’ll refrain from giving away the details just in case you want to watch the film. All I’d add is, it is an excellently directed film with fine performances from all the main actors, and an awesome soundtrack. This film is definitely Recommended Viewing.



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Diana Simona Gasparini & co in “VigasioSexploitation” [2010 Italy]

If I presumed Sebastiano Montresor’s “VigasioSexploitation” to be not as interesting as “VigasioSexploitation 2”, I was pleasantly proved wrong. While part 2 was crazy, part 1 is both crazy and surreal, reminiscent of early Buñuel, but also treading different genres like film noire and slapstick.

In some ways, I regard ‘VigasioSexploitation-1’ as more experimental and creatively engaging than the second, where Montresor explores his theory of de-constructing the film both physically and metaphorically, almost to the level of ancient folk theatre, only – instead of a narrator, you have intertitles like those used in silent films. The sound design, while basic, works extremely well for the film – becoming essential to narrate the story. Even the screen palette is drained of colour and contrast to recreate the sense of dreaming, or a thought-process. The ‘faceless’ but ridiculously sexy ‘soft machine’ not only intrigues the protagonist, but the viewers too as we are asked to use our own imagination to put a face to her body. We can see what Montresor means by ‘Agrestic’ cinema.

The film also uses rustic symbolism to drive home some points, hilarious at times, but thought provoking all the same, like the underwater scene of a woman every time the spreading ‘virus’ is mentioned. The film as a whole is refreshing, radical, and entertaining . If you’re open to experiencing something unconventional, you’ll love this film., which is one way of saying, “okay, this may not be exactly mainstream, but what the heck – it’s all good fun.” Recommended Viewing.

Synopsis: Aliens are invading the earth, using ‘soft machines’ that take the shape of suppressed desires – it is up to Agent Danger and Eva to save mankind from being completely run over. They are aided by Gamma, and her ‘sacred chainsaw’.



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Flora Martínez & co in “Canciones de Amor en Lolita’s Club” [2007 Spain]

When it comes to a Vicente Aranda film, one knows what to expect – his uninhibited characters indulge in different kinds of passion-play despite knowing their consequences. His drama “Canciones de Amor en Lolita’s Club” [Eng. Trans: Love Songs in Lolita’s Club] starts off in a similar fashion but also strays off its narrative midway. Perhaps he was experimenting with some new themes and abandoned them half way – I haven’t read the novel, but from what I see, it carries several half-developed sub-plots, and that time could have been better used to work on the main plot and characters.

Technically, it is as good as can be expected from Sr. Aranda, even if there was nothing too challenging here. The soundtrack is decent, as is the cinematography. But overall, an average film for a fine writer-director.

Raul is a sincere, albeit short-tempered cop who gets suspended for assaulting an important person’s son. He decides to spend his enforced vacation at his dad’s ranch, who’s now married to Olga, a former girlfriend of Raul. He also reluctantly strikes a deal with an informer concerning a human trafficking cartel. At the ranch, he learns that his autistic younger brother Valentín is working as an errand-boy at an upmarket brothel, and that he’s also in love with to one of the prostitutes there. A furious Raul goes looking for Valentín to ‘rescue’ him, but finds him happy as ever with his ‘girlfriend’ Milena, a Colombian prostitute owned by the brothel. He tries to break the pair apart, with little success. He then decides to have sex with her, hoping that would put him off. Tragedy strikes unexpectedly, and Raul ends up taking up his brother’s place.

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The Nudity: Flora Martínez, Daniela Cobo, Yunet Guerra, Carla Sánchez, Belén Fabra, and others

Flora Martínez, Daniela Cobo, Yunet Guerra, Carla Sánchez, Belén Fabra, and others nude in  "Canciones de Amor en Lolita’s Club”.

Flora Martínez, Daniela Cobo, Yunet Guerra, Carla Sánchez, Belén Fabra, and others
in “Canciones de Amor en Lolita’s Club”.

 

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